Ok so… Here we go, English assignment.
Coca-Cola admitted to the fact that they “maybe put too much sugar in the drink” - to be exact 9 (nine!) spoon fulls of sugar/can!
British researchers have learned, that people who drink this, are mostly kids. Reaction to the sugar:
Till 1903 Coca-Colas main ingredients were carbon-dyoxcied water, sugar, and *drum roll*… Cocaine. I could have imagined the commercial: “Get free cocaine in a drink for only a $1.99”
Reactions if today this commercial would air:
But let’s admit it, those evil little sugar cubes, that look happy and dance around in you belly are also dancing around your heart and other intestines:
But everybody knows, that it’s not as happy as it seems. In fact, too much unhealthy food and sugar lead to obesity, which lead to diabetes, heart diseases and unfortunately cancer.
Ok, jokes aside, this is a really serious problem: in Brittany regulation have to be brought for this epidemic, and France will have to tax Coca-Cola products. But about the regulations in Brittany, they can bring a rule like in Japan: Did you know, that it is illegal in Japan to be obese? No wander the people there look good
But hey, Cola is Cola, and everybody likes it (well except me…) And if they like to drink it too much, they will most certainly die in SWEET dreams :D. Am I right? Am I right?
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OH COME ON, IT’S A GOOD PUN!!!
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